Oh Really? That Is How It Is?

Exactly which stereotypes are you trying to reinforce?

Ever Heard Of Soap?

I see your mom is the one teaching you about personal hygiene.

Tough Life You Have There.

Maybe a cinder block and some rope could give you some perspective.

You Should Get Used To Holding That Broom.

What are you supposed to be anyway, an Italian grandmother? Where's your mustache?

You Think You Are So Cute Don't You?

I hear your mom is into water sports too.

What Is That White Stuff On Your Face?

You won't be giggling like that when you are talking to Montel from the bed you can't leave.

You Break Them You Bought Them!

Stupid is, as stupid does, and look what you are doing.

Who Do You Think You Are, Jane Goodall?

Lucky for you Charlton Heston is dead.

Are You Slow Or Something?

It's a hoop, not rocket science, not much to understand.

I Am Just Glad You Are Not Mine.

Don't you try your Weirding Way on me.