Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Close Does Not Count.

The ice cream is supposed to go in your mouth, not all over your face.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Guitar Hero? More Like Guitar Zero.

A fake plastic guitar will get you a fake plastic girlfriend alright. Not the Playboy kind, the blow-up kind.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

That Is What You Get.

Now ask me to feed the pigeons. Now ask me.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Thursday, September 4, 2008

What Kind Of Stupid Bike Is That?

If your parents want to encourage you to go through life on your back, that's none of my business.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008


You want people thinking you run with the MARY-achi crowd? Huh?