Close Does Not Count.

The ice cream is supposed to go in your mouth, not all over your face.

Guitar Hero? More Like Guitar Zero.

A fake plastic guitar will get you a fake plastic girlfriend alright. Not the Playboy kind, the blow-up kind.

That Is What You Get.

Now ask me to feed the pigeons. Now ask me.

You Think You Are A Mail Man Or Something?

Don't mess with the mail.

What Kind Of Stupid Bike Is That?

If your parents want to encourage you to go through life on your back, that's none of my business.

PUT SOME PANTS ON NOW!

You want people thinking you run with the MARY-achi crowd? Huh?