Sunday, June 7, 2009

You Are Not Just Scaring Crows.


Let me know when you start killing small animals.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

I Don't Even Want To Know, Do I?


Being an endangered species isn't as cool as you might think.

Friday, June 5, 2009

What You Smiling About?


Being able to kneel in skates isn't a talent; it's inherited. Just ask your mother.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Nice Coloring. Real Nice.


Being able to stay inside the lines doesn't make you an artist.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Hat Or Helmet? Choose One.


You think you got something inside that skull worth protecting?

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Ten Cents?!


I hope you are never in charge of raising money for me for any reason.