Saturday, May 31, 2008

What Kind Of Fruit Are You Supposed To Be?

If you are trying to find yourself, you might want to give up.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Better Not Get Any Of That On The Carpet.

Who do you think you are, "Jackson Polyp"? Ha!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Your Parents Let You Dress Like That?

I'm not even going to say what you look like, but it rhymes with "oar."

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Tuck In That Gut!

You think anyone wants to see that?

Monday, May 26, 2008

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Navy Man Eh?

You don't look like much of a sailor with a smile like that!

Friday, May 23, 2008

Very Funny. Very Funny.

If any of those are missing, someone is going to get it! IT!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Look At You. Just look at you.

You can't even get your glasses on right.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

You Better Not Spill That!

Oh yeah? You think I'm kidding?

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Oh So You Are A Princess?

You know what princesses grow up to be? Waitresses.

Monday, May 19, 2008

What In The World?

Boy you look like you fell in a bucket of dumb.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

You Think Water Is Free?

You'll turn that off if you know what's good for you.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Shape Up!

You want people to think you're not right?

Friday, May 16, 2008

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Barbie Magazine Huh? Really?

No, I don't want to read to you right now.

Just Be That Way.

If you want to be like that, you are going to get treated like that.

Don't You Point That Thing At Me!

You are looking for trouble Mr...just looking for trouble.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Where Do You Think You're Going?

You better get out of there right now. You hear me?

You Think You're Hot Stuff Don't You?

You little tarts better shape up.

Monday, May 12, 2008

What Did You Two Just Do?

You better not have been doing what I think you've been doing!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Don't You Look At Me Like That.

You better wipe that smile off your face, or else.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Are You Going To Eat All Of That?

You better finish everything on that plate...or else.

Friday, May 9, 2008

You're Gonna Get It!

You know! You know! You are going to get it!