Where Is Your Other Hand?

I hope you know that none of your World Of Warcraft skills will translate into the real world.

Going To Make Millions In The WNBA?

Are you a good ball handler like your mom?

What Is This Woodstock?

Hey, I hope that medal can teleport you home, because you are not getting in my car like that.

Why Not Make Believe That You Have Style?

You know that to become a famous drag queen, you have to start off a man, right?

Why Are You Smiling Like That? You Lost.

Good job. You just stood around for two hours and made us watch you.

Your Parents Have To Tell You That You Are Cute.

If you are going to impersonate Elton John, you are going to need a piano.

At Least You Have Grasp On Consumerism.

You do understand how a swing works, don't you?