Friday, July 31, 2009

Where Is Your Other Hand?


I hope you know that none of your World Of Warcraft skills will translate into the real world.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Monday, July 27, 2009

What Is This Woodstock?


Hey, I hope that medal can teleport you home, because you are not getting in my car like that.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Why Not Make Believe That You Have Style?


You know that to become a famous drag queen, you have to start off a man, right?

Friday, July 24, 2009

Why Are You Smiling Like That? You Lost.


Good job. You just stood around for two hours and made us watch you.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Your Parents Have To Tell You That You Are Cute.


If you are going to impersonate Elton John, you are going to need a piano.

Sunday, July 19, 2009