Thursday, October 30, 2008

You think you are special? Ha!


Weren't you wearing that shirt last time I saw you? You ever take that thing off?

Friday, October 24, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Remind Me To Never Take You Out In Public.


Your mom says you are a genius, but I have my doubts, serious doubts.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

What Makes You Think You Are So Special?


Did you poop your pants or realize your life is meaningless?

Monday, October 20, 2008

I Thought I Was Your Hero.


I didn't know that the Hulk was a bed wetter.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Nice. Very Nice. I Bet Your Mother Is Proud.


I didn't know you and your family were moving to Van Nuys.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Aren't You A Little Old For This Kind Of Thing?


I don't see any swans, and I don't see any lakes, so just stop that.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

Just Keep On Licking!


You better hope those stockings don't fall like your father's stocks.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Are You Sure You Weren't Adopted?


I haven't seen so much white powder and stupidity since the 80's.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Really? Really? Really?


You aren't getting enough dollar bills from the tooth fairy?

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

There's Not Much Difference Between A Wizard And A Fairy.


You look ridiculous. Those aren't even the right glasses. Can't you do anything right?

Monday, October 6, 2008

Something Wrong With Your Legs?



You should be pulling that wagon, not sitting in it.