Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Monday, December 22, 2008

What Were You Just Doing?

I swear, Liberace never spent so much time in the bathroom, and he could play the piano. What can you do?

Monday, December 15, 2008

Wipe That Smirk Off Your Face.

What are you supposed to be, the eighth dwarf, Creepy?

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Nice Fishbowl.

The only place you are going in that spaceship is the parking lot.

Friday, December 12, 2008

No, You Don't Look Cool With That On.

Your dad likes tight, dark, and dirty places too. Just ask your mom.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Maybe You Should Stick To Formula.

If you think you are going to be a makeup artist when you grow up, you are wrong.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Just Who Do You Think You Are?

I don't think you can pull off short hair. You are no Josie Bissett.