Thursday, August 28, 2008

Hey! Stop Being Creepy!

What do you think you are doing, trying to make my head explode with your mind? You ain't special.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Cute. Real Cute.

Someone get Tony Hawk on the phone. Someone is trying to steal his job. Yeah right!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Tough Guy Eh?

When you stop pooping your pants, I will start taking you seriously.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Is That As Fast As You Can Go?

You better keep running. Your mom stopped running. Look at her.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Get Used To It.

Every day in your cubical will be just the same.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Aren't You A Little Old For Training Wheels?

And, who told you it was okay to wear cowboy boots with shorts?

Thursday, August 21, 2008

I'll Show You Monkey Around. You Wanna Be Like Him?

Yeah, dreams do come true, if it's your dream to bake alive inside a shag carpet suit.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Boy... I... Boy...

I wish I knew what to say to you. I just wish I knew.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

You Are A Regular James Dean.

You know what happened to him don't you?

Monday, August 18, 2008

You Having Fun There? Huh?

You better get used to that shopping cart. That might be your home soon enough.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

What Are You Smiling About?

That will only get you so far in the real world. You just don't even know.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Oh Yeah? The Cookie Mumster? He Did This?

Who wants to go get your dad's belt? Oh you don't know where it is? Well you are going to! I oughta...!!!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Astronaut Hu? Think You Are That Smart?

I see an orange jumpsuit in your future alright or maybe a dark blue one with a large key ring.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Enjoy It Now Kid. Enjoy It Now.

Keep on smiling. I used to be Santa's Little Helper. You just think it will last forever.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Oh Really? You Want To Play That Game?

Have you ever heard a finger bone snap? Have you? Have you? Hu?

Monday, August 4, 2008

Easy There Mister!

Do you know what scalding hot cheese feels like burning into your eye? Do you?

Friday, August 1, 2008

Dressing Like A Hussy Already?

Your mom used to dress like that right before she had you.