How Many Princesses Do You Know From Indiana?

I'm not exactly sure what it is you think you are smiling about.

Big Dreams Lead To Big Disappointments.

Your parent's house is probably as close as you will ever come to living in a castle.

Just You Shut Your Mouth.

Just remember, you aren't a China girl. You won't be small and cute forever.

It Is Not That Kind Of Blackberry.

I see you take after your mother.

What Are You, Special In The Bad Way?

Most people like to eat with things called utensils, and sit at things called tables.

Have You Been Taking Acting Lessons From Grams?

No one thought you were going to win the spelling bee anyway.

If You Get Anymore Outrageous, You Will Be Totally Outrageous.

Yeah, show business is a warm and friendly place. No one will ever try to take advantage of you.

Look Out! Here Comes The Miracle Worker.

Most people like to close their mouths before they jump in a pool.

This Is The Backyard, Not A Runway In Milan.

Hey, leave a little attitude for the other regional models!

Watch Out. Those Things Are Super Absorbent.

You do know that those don't go on your face right?

You Think You Are So Cute.

Most super models don't have an extra chromosome.

Going To Make Millions In The WNBA?

Are you a good ball handler like your mom?

Why Not Make Believe That You Have Style?

You know that to become a famous drag queen, you have to start off a man, right?

Your Parents Have To Tell You That You Are Cute.

If you are going to impersonate Elton John, you are going to need a piano.

At Least You Have Grasp On Consumerism.

You do understand how a swing works, don't you?

Nice Coloring. Real Nice.

Being able to stay inside the lines doesn't make you an artist.

Ten Cents?!

I hope you are never in charge of raising money for me for any reason.

Aren't You Supposed To Move?

You mess up that floor with those boots, and you will find out about involuntary anorexia.

Maybe You Shouldn't Smile.

You are looking more and more like your grandmother every day.

What Exactly Do You Have In That Purse?

Are you running away to Michael's?