This Is The Backyard, Not A Runway In Milan.

Hey, leave a little attitude for the other regional models!

Watch Out. Those Things Are Super Absorbent.

You do know that those don't go on your face right?

Well, No More Kisses From You.

And people wonder how things like the swine flu get started.

Oh, Those Aren't Just Big Stains On The Carpet?

Do you know what the nutritional value of your hand is?

Can't Take You Anywhere Can We?

I don't know if Rodney Dangerfield believed in reincarnation, but looking at you, I do.

You Look Awfully Excited To Be In The Kitchen.

Aren't you a little young to be making meth?

You Think You Are So Cute.

Most super models don't have an extra chromosome.