Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Are You Sure We Are Related?


I don't know what you are doing, but I want you to stop now.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

What Are You Doing Down There?


No, you can't have three dollars in quarters.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Monday, December 22, 2008

What Were You Just Doing?


I swear, Liberace never spent so much time in the bathroom, and he could play the piano. What can you do?

Monday, December 15, 2008

Wipe That Smirk Off Your Face.


What are you supposed to be, the eighth dwarf, Creepy?

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Nice Fishbowl.


The only place you are going in that spaceship is the parking lot.

Friday, December 12, 2008

No, You Don't Look Cool With That On.


Your dad likes tight, dark, and dirty places too. Just ask your mom.